Dude… they were right. Med school is one giant orgy… that I haven’t been invited to… sad face for me.

Dang. Just Kidding.

But yeah, people are having sex left and right. In fact, as I’m typing this, my next door neighbor is doing it with his girlfriend.

D@MN are they loud. I’m usually not home this early, but one of my classes got canceled today so I came back and the first thing I heard as I walked down the hall to my room was “Uhhhh… unhhhh… UNNHHHHH!!!!”

I was like, “What is that… is that a cow?… Wait, how is that possible?”

And then it was like, “YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!” in rapid, breathless succession and then a kind of guttural roar that went like: “UNNGHH!”

Hahaha. Man, the walls in my place are waaaay too thin.

It’s actually kind of weird, we just finished taking a major test on Friday and it seems like everyone either hooked up or got into a relationship over the weekend. I think a lot of people had a lot of desires that they’d been keeping a tight lid on for the past few weeks. It kind of sucks though. There is this one asian girl I kind of like, she’s not bad-lookin, she’s from my hometown, and she went to UT… but she went to Westlake and is one of the most white-washed girls I’ve ever met.

Man and I was so effin’ pissed. I met her at the party on Friday and started chatting her up and then this white dude, who I think she’s into, showed up and they swooped out of there to “Smoke some Hooooo-kah (Hookah), duuude.” F*cker. I should throw sh*t in his face… the drippy kind… the kind that would saturate his clothes and make it impossible for him to feel clean, no matter how many showers he takes.

B@stard. Go stick that hookah up your @ss… you… @ss.

I don’t know. The fact that this girl is so white-washed makes me want to date her even more. I’m serious… I’ve always been that way — wanting what might be unattainable.

But truthfully, this is daunting, I don’t know how to approach this situation. She’s always hanging out with that white guy. I can be forward, but having a dude sitting with her all the time. Screw it. I don’t care anymore, I’ll hit on her.

Geez. Oh yeah, one girl I kinda liked is now dating one of my frat mates… good for him. And sucks for me, jk. She wasn’t the girl I liked anyway. Anyway, this blog has taken a decidedly shallow slant as of late. I’ll try to clean up my act next time.